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once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
(Source: coochie)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
(Source: oli-pop)
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(Source: beingfetus)
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